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 Post subject: Graduation
PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2018 1:10 pm 
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Kid 2 graduated high school last night. My wife and I have fulfilled our biological imperative to procreate our species. I somehow avoided being eaten by her after her second pregnancy. I have no idea what is in store for me now other than a scheduled colonoscopy.

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 Post subject: Re: Graduation
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 Post subject: Re: Graduation
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Is the kid very pretty and gracious female like mum, or incredible masculine male like dad?

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 Post subject: Re: Graduation
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Prostate health should be the focus now. It tends to get clogged up.

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 Post subject: Re: Graduation
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C_S wrote:
Is the kid very pretty and gracious female like mum, or incredible masculine male like dad?


The boy has the wife's personality and the girl has my personality. Not so sure that's unusual either. Life is interesting.

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 Post subject: Re: Graduation
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Anthropoid wrote:
Prostate health should be the focus now. It tends to get clogged up.


I neglected my health while I sacrificed for my employer by driving cost and speed for competitive advantage. Next two years are devoted to me. Already dropped 25# from my all time high flabby weight. Looking forward to achieving my new goals.

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 Post subject: Re: Graduation
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11Bravo wrote:
Anthropoid wrote:
Prostate health should be the focus now. It tends to get clogged up.


I neglected my health while I sacrificed for my employer by driving cost and speed for competitive advantage. Next two years are devoted to me. Already dropped 25# from my all time high flabby weight.


Good for you man!

I've still got about that much to shed myself. I was doing good, getting on the elliptical 3 or 4 time a week before the tree bombing. But now that I'm all settled into the temp rental while the house gets rebuilt I should start taking my dogs for long walks . . . MONDAY!

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 Post subject: Re: Graduation
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Yep. Monday I am turning it on...all the elements are in place. Going to drive it from 25# to 35# by Sept 1. That will put me at my college and National Guard weight (and God willing...fitness :lol: :lol: :lol: :oops: .)

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 Post subject: Re: Graduation
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We need a new thread for these fitness goals... :mrgreen:

viewtopic.php?f=5&t=20389

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 Post subject: Re: Graduation
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11Bravo wrote:
Kid 2 graduated high school last night. My wife and I have fulfilled our biological imperative to procreate our species. I somehow avoided being eaten by her after her second pregnancy. I have no idea what is in store for me now other than a scheduled colonoscopy.



:lol: :lol:

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