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 Post subject: my description of neuropathy for a non sufferer
PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2018 9:37 pm 
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Get barefooted, step in water, then walk across sand so it sticks. Stop to clean the bottom of ur feet and realize there's not one grit there to be brushed off. Keep walking on sand for the rest of your life. In the shower every morning scrub ur feet, even though there's nothing on them. Walk on the sun w/ ur feet ablaze every step

The spazms go away w/ a heavy indica. For whatever reason.

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 Post subject: Re: my description of neuropathy for a non sufferer
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posted in the wrong forum.

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Had it in my left hand years ago. Ulnar neuropathy.

Doc said I was, by far, the youngest person he'd ever seen with it at 35.

Would wake up in the morning, and part of my hand would be pins and needles for a bit, but it would go away after awhile. Then one day it just never went away. I was in the middle of working and preparing to move so I didn't end up doing anything about it for a couple months. Damn hand had practically shriveled up and atrophied at that point since I could barely use the bottom half of my left hand. :|

They cut open my elbow, pulled the nerve out, and stuffed it up under the muscle on the inside of my arm (ulnar nerve translocation). Doc said I should have a full recovery after awhile, but it never quite fully recovered. Pinky and ring finger still somewhat retarded and slow. Luckily playing guitar isn't one of my hobbies because it would've ruined that. Had to retrain myself to type without using my left pinky after awhile.

I just hope my right hand doesn't go the same direction. :?

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 Post subject: Re: my description of neuropathy for a non sufferer
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Most stories like that end with a joke about jerking off.

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11Bravo wrote:
Most stories like that end with a joke about jerking off.


It's easier to give yourself "the stranger" when your hand is numb. :P

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 Post subject: Re: my description of neuropathy for a non sufferer
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I'm in so much pain today I can't even think.



Once I get home I'll dab heavy indica and feel a little bit better.

My earlier description of how it feels - walk on legos...Every step.. For the rest of ur life..

It's pretty brutal.

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Walk on im for the rest of ur life, pussies.

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I'm sorry. Haven't been feeling well lately. Sucks.

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Is it nerve damage or caused by a condition?

The Docs actually kinda helped my nerve damage with some surgery. Even though it never fully recovered, it's still in far better shape than before.

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