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PostPosted: Wed Jun 26, 2019 3:07 am 
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nero wrote:
But Ismo is much funnier.



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Guy is funny. His delivery is very funny

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Q: What is the most common sexual position for a married man?

A: Flat on his back with his wallet wide open. :lol:

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One bad joke from 1970's.

Q. The name of postal service in USSR?
A. Compost.

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The Saturday Night Joke


An Italian Funeral

A Jewish man was leaving a convenience store with his espresso when he
noticed a most unusual Italian funeral procession approaching the nearby
cemetery.

A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 feet behind
the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary Italian man walking
a dog on a leash. Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men
walking in single file.

The Jewish man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the
Italian man walking the dog and said: "I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a
bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen an Italian funeral like this.
Whose funeral is it?"

"My wife's."

''What happened to her?"

"She yelled at me and my dog attacked and killed her."

He inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?"

My mother-in-law. She came to help my wife and the dog turned on her and
killed her also.

A very poignant and touching moment of Jewish and Italian brotherhood and
silence passed between the two men.

The Jewish man then asked "Can I borrow the dog?"

The Italian man replied, "Get in the line." H/T Hrothgar


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. . . Get in the line . . . :lol:

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A man walked into a drug store with his adolescent son.
They happened to pass by the condom display, and the boy asked: "What are these, Dad?"
The man replied soberly: "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex."

"Ah right!" replied the boy contemplatively. "I heard about that in health class."

The boy looked over the display and picked up a package of three and asked: "Hey Dad; why are there three in this package?"

"Those are for high-school boys," the father replied. "One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."

The boy's eyes widened with anticipation.
"Cool! I can't wait till High School!" He uttered with excitement.
The boy then noticed a pack of six and asked: "What about these condom 'six packs' Dad; who are these for?"

"Those are for college men," the dad answered. "Two for Friday, two for Saturday, and two for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, clearly impressed at the arousing prospects of the future.

"Then who uses these?" he asked, picking up a 12-pack.

The father frowned a bit, and sadly replied "Those are for married men."

The son tilted his head, with a confused look on his face.

"One for January, one for February, one for March..."

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