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PostPosted: Sun Apr 21, 2019 1:29 am 
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 25, 2019 7:37 pm 
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*****Street Outside Irish Pub*****

<Fellow walking in to the bar>

Nun: Alcohol is the work of the devil sir!

Fellow walking in to the bar: Now Sister, is there really fair? Have ye ever tried it yeerself?

Nun: Why...no. It's the work of the Devil heemself!

Fellow walking in to the bar: Well, Sister, it's not fair to criticize something ye never neever tried. Suppose I get you a drink and if ye don't like it, I'll quit me drinking. What do ye want?

Nun: I don't know. What do women drink?

Fellow walking in to the bar: Gin, perhaps?

Nun: Very well, but make it in a cup so nobody knows

Fellow walking in to the bar: DONE! <walks into the bar>

Bartender: What'll ye have?

Fellow walking in to the bar: A pieent and a coop of gin.

Bartender: Is that old Nun out there again?

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Oh Jeez. That is harsh

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Necrophilia is one thing, but usually the object is fresh. Nine years is quite extreme. :shock:

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This is funny.


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But Ismo is much funnier.



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