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Re: Cheesy joke thread ......

#81 Post by chijohnaok » Sun Apr 21, 2019 1:29 am

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#82 Post by jack t ripper » Thu Apr 25, 2019 7:37 pm

*****Street Outside Irish Pub*****

<Fellow walking in to the bar>

Nun: Alcohol is the work of the devil sir!

Fellow walking in to the bar: Now Sister, is there really fair? Have ye ever tried it yeerself?

Nun: Why...no. It's the work of the Devil heemself!

Fellow walking in to the bar: Well, Sister, it's not fair to criticize something ye never neever tried. Suppose I get you a drink and if ye don't like it, I'll quit me drinking. What do ye want?

Nun: I don't know. What do women drink?

Fellow walking in to the bar: Gin, perhaps?

Nun: Very well, but make it in a cup so nobody knows

Fellow walking in to the bar: DONE! <walks into the bar>

Bartender: What'll ye have?

Fellow walking in to the bar: A pieent and a coop of gin.

Bartender: Is that old Nun out there again?
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Re: Cheesy joke thread ......

#83 Post by Anthropoid » Thu Apr 25, 2019 7:48 pm

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#84 Post by jack t ripper » Fri Apr 26, 2019 9:10 am

Oh Jeez. That is harsh
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Re: Cheesy joke thread ......

#85 Post by Anthropoid » Fri Apr 26, 2019 9:29 am

Internet is a savage place . . .

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Re: Cheesy joke thread ......

#86 Post by nero » Fri Apr 26, 2019 2:54 pm

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Necrophilia is one thing, but usually the object is fresh. Nine years is quite extreme. :shock:
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#87 Post by Anthropoid » Sat Apr 27, 2019 8:58 am

Five Finnish jokes translate to Slut Language

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#88 Post by nero » Sat Apr 27, 2019 3:33 pm

This is funny.

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#89 Post by nero » Sat Apr 27, 2019 3:44 pm

But Ismo is much funnier.



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Re: Cheesy joke thread ......

#90 Post by C_S » Thu Jun 06, 2019 4:39 pm

"What sounds like: clop-clop-clop :+: BOOM :+: clop-clop-clop?
An Amish drive-by shooting"



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