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PostPosted: Mon Dec 03, 2018 9:18 pm 
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And the Frisbee got bigger, and bigger and bigger

Then it hit me - Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez



Here is another joke involving Congresswoman Ocasio-Cortez.

She sent out a tweet the other day:


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$21 trillion in accounting errors at the Pentagon?????
And this was supposedly occurred during the time period 1998-2015.

I know that the Pentagon doesn't have the best reputation for being thrifty and accountable, but $21 trillion doesn't pass the smell test.

I got that tweet from the following article:
https://townhall.com/tipsheet/guybenson ... e-n2536879


So a bit further into the article they state the following:

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The Pentagon has not misallocated $21 trillion in defense spending through shady accounting practices because the United States government has not budgeted $21 trillion in national defense spending...over the combined history of the country. Yet Ocasio-Cortez apparently believes that $21 trillion is a relatively small portion of military waste, fraud and abuse that can be recouped for other purposes.


So the US government has not spent close to $21 trillion during its entire history on national defense spending, much less that there was $21 trillion in waste and fraud between 1998-2015.


Just another example of where people are/should be laughing AT Ocasio-Cortez and not WITH her.

God help us all if she ever moves to a higher office, or is appointed to any US House committees with responsibilities for more than naming new post offices or deciding where the next House of Representatives July 4th picnic will be held.

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She is literally retarded.

Problem is: so are far too many voters.

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Taking a bit from your above post referring to 2.25 million sperm per ejaculation, that's 225 million sperm chasing one egg and only one gets in, your special, one out of 225 million. Everybody on earth is special.

Got that from one of Frank Turek's videos.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Turek

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Heh, that is funny. I wonder how they are equivalating the byte to DNA? One byte equals one base pare or one codon? :)

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Q: Why do Scots wear kilt?
A: The sheep do not wake up for opening the zipper.

No Greek around anymore, so Scots can do. :roll:

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We are a bit short of Scots too, unless Fronswa decides to do his annual drunken driveby shitposting spree.

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Mac wrote:
We are a bit short of Scots too, unless Fronswa decides to do his annual drunken driveby shitposting spree.

I like Scots. ;)

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One Jewish joke from Slavoj Zizek.

Two holocaust victims are discussing in the the Jewish Heaven.

The other one said that it was so funny that you slipped just before the gas chamber and broke your head just before to be gassed. It was so funny. And both laughed out loud.

Jahve heard their discussion and asked why do you laugh. The men answered: how would you know, you were not there.

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Another old joke, this time Radio Yerevan joke.

We are asked: Is it true that gospodin Volkovitch won a new Lada in state lottery.
We answer: In principle yes, but it was old rusty bicycle, that was stolen from gospodin Volkovitch.


Sounds like Trump tax cuts. :roll:

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