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PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2018 8:08 pm 
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nero wrote:
I am sorry miss the jokes... :(

Like these:


    Q: What do you call a Catholic service that is very, very important?
    A: Critical Mass

    Q: What kind of fun does a Catholic priest have?
    A: Nun

    Q: How is a Catholic priest like a Christmas tree?
    A: The balls are just for decoration.

    Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
    A: Virgin Mobile.

;)
Am sure I heard the same stuff in my early teens and laughed. That was my early teens and I grew out of it, now have better and funnier jokes to fill my time; like 'Have you heard the one about the new prisoner who couldn't tell a joke?'

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 12, 2018 11:55 am 
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abradley wrote:
nero wrote:
I am sorry miss the jokes... :(

Like these:


    Q: What do you call a Catholic service that is very, very important?
    A: Critical Mass

    Q: What kind of fun does a Catholic priest have?
    A: Nun

    Q: How is a Catholic priest like a Christmas tree?
    A: The balls are just for decoration.

    Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
    A: Virgin Mobile.

;)
Am sure I heard the same stuff in my early teens and laughed. That was my early teens and I grew out of it, now have better and funnier jokes to fill my time; like 'Have you heard the one about the new prisoner who couldn't tell a joke?'

Stockholm syndrome.

Share some, more juicy ones. The ones you don't dare to tell Ning.

Be a man. ;)

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 12, 2018 2:46 pm 
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Atom 2: Not so good. I'm missing an electron.

Atom 1: Are you sure?

Atom 2: Yes, Im positive.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 12, 2018 3:37 pm 
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nero wrote:
Stockholm syndrome.

Share some, more juicy ones. The ones you don't dare to tell Ning.

Be a man. ;)
OK since you insist;

Termite walks into a bar:

Bar Tender: What can I do for you?

Termite: Is the bar tender here?

and

Two atoms sitting at a bar:

Atom 1: How you been?

Atom 2: Not so good. I'm missing an electron.

Atom 1: Are you sure?

Atom 2: Yes, Im positive.

How were they, did you laugh, I thought not :( See it's like I posted, 'I can't tell a joke.' When Dr. Ripper told them it brought the house down, I told them and .... nothing.

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