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 Post subject: Re: Cheesy joke thread ......
PostPosted: Tue Nov 04, 2014 11:19 am 
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Jesus H Moronsky...

What a rookie mistake. Never assume the other guy can't see what you are really doing. Honestly...


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we have returned to a cheesiness ratio 1:1 ..........well done all involved ....

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Barack and Michelle are at the White Sox baseball game sitting in the
first row with the Secret Service seated directly behind them.
One of the Secret Service agents leans forward and says something to
the president.


Barack stares at the agent, looks at Michelle, looks back at the agent,
and shakes his head no.

The agent then says, "Mr. President, it was a request from the team
owner who is a big campaign contributor and the fans will love it"!

So, Barack shrugs and says, "Well, if it will help my poll numbers."

He gets up, grabs Michelle by her collar and the seat of her pants, and
tosses her right over the railing into the field. She gets up kicking,
screaming and swearing.

The crowd goes wild; cheering, applauding, and high-fiving.
Barack is bowing and smiling, and leans over to the agent and says
"You were right. I would have never believed that"!

Noticing the agent has gone totally pale, Barack asks what was wrong.

The agent replies, "Sir, I said they wanted you to throw out the first pitch.
-Chief Wampum

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Saw this posted at Ace of Spades:

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The Saturday Night Joke

While installing a new door, I found that one of the hinges was missing. So, I asked my wife Mary if she would go to Home Depot and pick up a hinge. Mary agreed to go. While she was waiting for the Manager to finish serving a customer, her eye caught a beautiful bathroom faucet. When the Manager was finished, Mary asked him, "How much is that faucet?" The Manager replied, "That's a gold plated faucet and the price is $5,000". Mary exclaimed, "My goodness, that's an expensive faucet - certainly out of my price range." She then proceeded to describe the hinge that I had sent her to buy. The Manager said that he had them in stock and it was $3.49, then he went into the backroom to get one. From the backroom the Manager yelled "Ma'am, you wanna screw for the hinge?" Mary shouted back, "No, but I will for the faucet."
.............

This is why you just can't send a woman to Home Depot.


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