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Re: Daily Reddit Crast

#121 Post by Mac » Wed Jan 29, 2020 1:10 pm

The Navy Seal copypasta gets a Coronavirus update...
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I was designed by the top virologists in the Wuhan National Biosafety lab, and I've been involved in numerous infections on Chinese, and I have over 50 confirmed kills. I am coated in a protein shell and I'm the top pandemic in the entire country of China. You are nothing to me but just another healthy person. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am infecting my secret network of Chinese across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the sneeze, maggot. The sneeze that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be on any doorknob, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred coughs, and that's just with my spike glycoprotein. Not only am I highly contagious, but have a transmissible incubation period of two weeks and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit mucous all inside your lungs and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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I could be the catalyst that sparks the revolution
I could be an inmate in a long-term institution
I could dream to wide extremes, I could do or die
I could yawn and be withdrawn and watch the world go by
What a waste...

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Re: Daily Reddit Crast

#122 Post by Anthropoid » Wed Jan 29, 2020 2:20 pm


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Re: Daily Reddit Crast

#123 Post by Anthropoid » Wed Jan 29, 2020 11:14 pm


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Re: Daily Reddit Crast

#124 Post by Anthropoid » Thu Jan 30, 2020 10:01 am


Mac
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Re: Daily Reddit Crast

#125 Post by Mac » Thu Jan 30, 2020 12:03 pm

There is a legend on the internet known as Sminem.

On May 18th, 2014 a picture was posted to the Russian forum pikabu.ru, which showed a boy wearing a bootleg Eminem t-shirt, with Eminem misspelled as Sminem.

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On July 6th, 2015 it was posted to Reddit on /r/ANormalDayInRussia, where it gained 971 upvotes. By October 2016 the picture began circulating on 4chan boards, where the character became a larger meme. The following year, more images of the boy were posted to the board.

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In early 2018, Sminem became the unoffical mascot of the 4chan /biz/ (business) board, where the users joked about him as though he were emblematic of a person who succeeded in the cryptocurrency market. An exchange a Twitter user by the name of @CryptoSminem had with older Twitter user @PeterLBrandt was posted several times to the board, furthering the lore that Sminem was a pioneer in cryptocurrency.

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I could be the catalyst that sparks the revolution
I could be an inmate in a long-term institution
I could dream to wide extremes, I could do or die
I could yawn and be withdrawn and watch the world go by
What a waste...

Anthropoid
Sergeant Major
Posts: 16742
Joined: Tue Feb 01, 2011 3:06 pm
Location: marching home to [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAzVYCs4BMY]Erica[/url]

Re: Daily Reddit Crast

#126 Post by Anthropoid » Thu Jan 30, 2020 12:14 pm

"In contact with Bogdanoffs" ! :mrgreen:

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Re: Daily Reddit Crast

#127 Post by Mac » Thu Jan 30, 2020 12:39 pm

Anthropoid wrote:
Thu Jan 30, 2020 12:14 pm
"In contact with Bogdanoffs" ! :mrgreen:
There was a photoshop thread on /int/ where Sminem got the Bogdanoff treatment...

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I could be the catalyst that sparks the revolution
I could be an inmate in a long-term institution
I could dream to wide extremes, I could do or die
I could yawn and be withdrawn and watch the world go by
What a waste...

Anthropoid
Sergeant Major
Posts: 16742
Joined: Tue Feb 01, 2011 3:06 pm
Location: marching home to [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAzVYCs4BMY]Erica[/url]

Re: Daily Reddit Crast

#128 Post by Anthropoid » Fri Jan 31, 2020 8:27 am


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Re: Daily Reddit Crast

#129 Post by Anthropoid » Fri Jan 31, 2020 10:51 am

This is pretty dank . . . Snow White Sexually Assaults Pinocchio
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Re: Daily Reddit Crast

#130 Post by Anthropoid » Fri Jan 31, 2020 10:59 am


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