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Re: Daily Reddit Crast

#101 Post by Anthropoid » Sun Dec 15, 2019 4:16 pm

Our cynicism index in the thread is getting a bit high. Maybe time for some heartwarming.

Every morning this dog waits for his girls to get on bus.

Short vid at link

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Re: Daily Reddit Crast

#102 Post by Anthropoid » Thu Dec 19, 2019 5:40 pm


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Re: Daily Reddit Crast

#103 Post by Anthropoid » Sat Jan 04, 2020 12:24 am

You Laugh You Lose. Seems to have some association with 4chan . . .

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Re: Daily Reddit Crast

#104 Post by Anthropoid » Fri Jan 10, 2020 8:48 pm


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Re: Daily Reddit Crast

#105 Post by Anthropoid » Sun Jan 12, 2020 3:19 pm


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Re: Daily Reddit Crast

#106 Post by Mac » Sun Jan 12, 2020 4:14 pm

Anthropoid wrote:
Sat Jan 04, 2020 12:24 am
You Laugh You Lose. Seems to have some association with 4chan . . .
YLYL threads were invented by a bored anon on 4chan's /b/ board in the summer of 2007. The object of the game was to try not to laugh at funny memes and images, and if you did you were then obliged to post a similar picture in order to get a laugh out of someone else who would then have to post a pic and so on.

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13 years later they are still a regular feature on /b/ and have spawned a bunch of variations including You Rage You Lose and You Fap You Lose.
I could be the catalyst that sparks the revolution
I could be an inmate in a long-term institution
I could dream to wide extremes, I could do or die
I could yawn and be withdrawn and watch the world go by
What a waste...

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Re: Daily Reddit Crast

#107 Post by Mac » Mon Jan 13, 2020 2:38 pm

4chan do Black Sabbath...

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I could be the catalyst that sparks the revolution
I could be an inmate in a long-term institution
I could dream to wide extremes, I could do or die
I could yawn and be withdrawn and watch the world go by
What a waste...

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Re: Daily Reddit Crast

#108 Post by Anthropoid » Thu Jan 16, 2020 4:59 pm

Coomers to the tune of Black Sabbath . . . that is comedy gold!

Found this sub today smouldering on the margins of the dumpster fire called reddit:
rRedditAlternatives-How Long Have You Been Using Reddit?

This post in particular sums it up! :lol:
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About 11 years or so with this being the first account I made. Spent the first couple years lurking occasionally as a few forums and digg were my main sites. Once digg went up I made this account.

The first couple of years were awesome, was a community that was respectful and fun with no power users and mods were for the most part reasonable and fair. Then around 2012/3-ish it started to attract more casual users and became extremely political and from there it just sank into a quagmire of fuck.

The site has been entirely fucked for the last 5 years and I only come here for a few weeks at a time now to check on some of the more technical subs. Anything related to news, science, politics, games, general interest etc. are all utterly fucked and filled with absolute cunts and power tripping mods that are politically motivated to uphold a biased skew towards their own ideologies and abuse their powers.

Started at 9/10, rapidly deteriorated to 3/10

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Re: Daily Reddit Crast

#109 Post by Mac » Thu Jan 16, 2020 6:35 pm

The Navy Seal copypasta first appeared on 4chan in 2010 and then spread across the chans and the rest of the internet in 2012. It is posted as a response to something another poster has said that causes offence, and portrays whoever posts it as an internet toughguy, an ex Navy Seal with extensive combat experience and uses comical typos and hyperboles like "Gorilla Warfare," “300 Confirmed Kills” and “I can kill you in over 700 ways with just my bare hands.”
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Almost a decade later people still fall for it, check some of the comments...

https://twitter.com/iheartmindy/status/ ... 8736965632
I could be the catalyst that sparks the revolution
I could be an inmate in a long-term institution
I could dream to wide extremes, I could do or die
I could yawn and be withdrawn and watch the world go by
What a waste...

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Re: Daily Reddit Crast

#110 Post by Anthropoid » Thu Jan 16, 2020 7:15 pm

The world as portrayed on the Internet is like a surreal high-tech simulation of the final decadent years before the Fall of Rome.

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