I think we still have room for a few more tired, poor, huddled masses yearning to breath free!
You two would make excellent additions to the melting pot!
Just--MAKE SURE YOUR LEGAL!--
. . . and leave your Koran at home. It will no longer be accepted by any major vendors after 20 Jan 2017
In fact, you can even bring Nero!
US immigration pretty much refuses to take in Europeans based on their skin color alone. Middle class European? Hah! Better have some prior connection to a US-based company or have gov't connections if you want to legally emigrate. They really only want people from 3rd world shit holes to come here nowadays.
Essentially, even if one joins the military one could still have citizenship application rejected after the minimum of 4 years one has to stay in the country.
And those 4 years usually mean working for others, don't know how easy it is to set up your own business as a non-citizen and then risk being evicted from the country in the case that the application fails.
You'd think that someone bringing his company over to be taxed by US and to hire US citizens who also speaks better English than average citizen would receive if not a red carpet at least an expedited citizenship process upon relinquishing any other citizenship one holds.
Even if there was like a sum of money you could pay to expedite the process or some way to prove your eligibility.
But after years of looking those things don't exist.
Not to worry, I have a plan.
Travel to Turkey, get papers done for being Islamic and then seek asylum in Europe, get free money for life.