Places in the Internet you Really Didn't want to "Land At"

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Places in the Internet you Really Didn't want to "Land At"

#1 Post by Anthropoid » Mon Dec 12, 2016 2:19 pm

I'm a huge "fan" of pushing the limits of search technology. Google Advanced Search and/or Google Advanced Image Search being my favorite.

If you use a complex (but not TOO complex!) enough set of strings for the image one, you can really harvest some astonishing mixtures of imagery . . .

We really need a thread on this general topic: the weird, sometimes frightening, perhaps not entirely hygienic dark, dank corners of the Internet . .

What prompted me to this was: 11 Bravo commenting about how one of Vargas images reminds him of his Mother in Law to which I responded:
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11Bravo wrote:I mean...God Damn...0:25...that is my mother-in-law. Seriously? Nobody else?

My lawyers insist on defining this as ... 0.25 represents an example of what could be interpreted by some as a mother-in-law.

Carry on.
You're mother-in-law wears a cat suit? Rrrawwrrr! :mrgreen:
What amazed me was:
the strange transformation of my Youtube control panel merely from typing "cat suit chick" into their search engine (which I'm sure is at this point is some derivative of googles more general engine)

Image

Much of the content there reveals more about Youtube's understanding of my general user habits (Star Trek, wolverines, SJW lampoons, bad ass aircraft carriers, etc.), but lets focus in for just a second on what "cat suit chick" actually led us to:


Whad . . . dah . . . fuk . . . did I just watch?

I mean, yeah sure the chick is smokin' hot (could do without all the hardware in her facial orifices, but hey, I'm willing to try anything once . . . well, most anything I guess I'd say . . .) and yeah, the latex is cool looking but . . . I think I just don't get what this stuff does to its "fetishists;" it's almost like it makes them orgasmic just to SEE chicks in latex bod suits!?

Another that makes my point . . .


There was yet another but it was just a tad bit too disturbing for me (the suit had these little 'pockets' at the anus, vagina and mouth and the babe could only breathe through two little nose holes *shudders*)

So what strange and uncanny locales of the Internet have you inadvertently found yourself in lately!? (obviously keep it within forum rules, which I think means: a bit of very light pornographic materials is fine, but don't go full Hustler pictorial on us . . .)

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#2 Post by jack t ripper » Fri Dec 16, 2016 9:35 am

I used to argue with the muzzies on one of their websites. Got banned for posting a picture of the capture of Shaik Harry-mo-fo with Rosie Odonnell's head. Probably I am in some FBI file now.

The thing is, if you make a funny website idea and type it up it sometimes goes somewhere.

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Re: Places in the Internet you Really Didn't want to "Land A

#3 Post by chijohnaok » Fri Dec 16, 2016 1:56 pm

jack t ripper wrote:I used to argue with the muzzies on one of their websites. Got banned for posting a picture of the capture of Shaik Harry-mo-fo with Rosie Odonnell's head. Probably I am in some FBI file now.

The thing is, if you make a funny website idea and type it up it sometimes goes somewhere.

barnyardlove.com (do not click on this link...it just strikes me as funny that you can make something up..et voila)
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Re: Places in the Internet you Really Didn't want to "Land A

#4 Post by Anthropoid » Fri Dec 16, 2016 2:04 pm

"SPLC"

Society for the Prevention of Lesbian Coitus!?

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Re: Places in the Internet you Really Didn't want to "Land A

#5 Post by Anthropoid » Fri Dec 16, 2016 2:20 pm

This is actually a fun game . . . everyone can play! Here let me show you:

Society for the Prevention of Lesbian Coitus!?

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Re: Places in the Internet you Really Didn't want to "Land A

#6 Post by Anthropoid » Fri Dec 16, 2016 2:33 pm

Anthropoid wrote:This is actually a fun game . . . everyone can play! Here let me show you:

Society for the Prevention of Lesbian Coitus!?
FUHK that was lame! That was supposed to yield a mess of weird IMAGES *sigh*

Okay, so use THIS to do your search, but imagine the process up above:

https://www.google.com/advanced_image_search

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Re: Places in the Internet you Really Didn't want to "Land A

#7 Post by jack t ripper » Fri Dec 16, 2016 3:49 pm

chijohnaok wrote:
jack t ripper wrote:I used to argue with the muzzies on one of their websites. Got banned for posting a picture of the capture of Shaik Harry-mo-fo with Rosie Odonnell's head. Probably I am in some FBI file now.

The thing is, if you make a funny website idea and type it up it sometimes goes somewhere.

barnyardlove.com (do not click on this link...it just strikes me as funny that you can make something up..et voila)
Well, if not in the FBI files then you probably are on some list at the SPLC.

It is quite an honor to be up on their bulletin board.
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Re: Places in the Internet you Really Didn't want to "Land A

#8 Post by Anthropoid » Sun Dec 18, 2016 11:57 am

Actually was quite HAPPY to land here, but it also fits under the more general rubric of "surprise" landings . . .

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Re: Places in the Internet you Really Didn't want to "Land A

#9 Post by Anthropoid » Mon Dec 19, 2016 1:22 pm

Maybe the dude was one of those scummy and ignorant Appalachia inbreds who was stupid enough serve in combat in WWII and was thus fully deserving of getting served a rat-stuff birthday cake?


Maybe he dissed the Great Russian Empire once, and really actually deserved to die, not simply have diarrhea?

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