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 Post subject: Northern Wind 2019
PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2019 7:48 pm 
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The Norwegian field army (all of it, pretty much) will invade Sweden in March, and establish itself near Happis (Haparanda), where there's a stragegic IKEA store, northernmost one I suppose.

Hungry to avenge the thrasing at Trident Juncture and the Union days the Norwegians are out for payback.

The Norwegians will be supported by some American blood and treassure Trump did not see fit to spare.

There will also be a company or so of Royal Marines denied the fruits of BREXIT helping Little Brother out.



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The good guys will mostly be played by units of Norrbotten Regiment with an attached Finnish Battle Group. Terve Satana!

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- Why is there no roofs on the lunatic asylums of Norway?
- Too much work to put a roof on the whole country...


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 Post subject: Re: Northern Wind 2019
PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2019 8:00 pm 
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wulfir wrote:
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- Why is there no roofs on the lunatic asylums of Norway?
- Too much work to put a roof on the whole country...

You have better jokes, in reverse I have heard very juicy Norwegian Swede jokes. :lol:

The Swede jokes always connects people when norse and finns meet.



:lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Northern Wind 2019
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Getting close to kick-off. 8-)

4 500 Norwegians are coming to fight the Battle of the Atlantic on the Swedish-Finnish border.

No script, supposedly a world record in the number of BT/simfire type simulators that are to be used...


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Should be streamed with live obs plane camera footage and commentators. :D

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 Post subject: Re: Northern Wind 2019
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Now I have to be jealous. In my time the only external force to suggest to have military exercises was Soviet Union and Finland politely refused.

But given the the opportunity, when a platoon leader or company commander, I would been a perfect for international missions. Jag kan snacka svenska mycket bra, Ulla ska vi knulla.

Lost victories indeed. :(

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Artillery of the bad guys setting up...

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And on the side of the good guys...

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There seems to be enough snow for winter exercises.


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The despicable invaders:



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