I wonder what the devil he wanted?

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I wonder what the devil he wanted?

#1 Post by C_S » Tue Sep 10, 2019 7:59 pm

Driving home tonight minding my own bidness. I'm a very good driver when I'm wearing my Kmart underwear. Anyway I'm defensive. I can't even remember the last time I got into road rage w/ someone, b/c "it takes 2 to tango" and I don't do tango. Driving... there are crazy ppl it's inevitable, you can't avoid them. I ignore them. B/c I don't give a fuck if someone gets in front of me, who gives a shit? I'll be delayed by 1 second? pfft.

Case in point:

A car pulled out right out in front of me, fortunately I saw that coming, could tell the guy was just going to go. Rapidly slowed, it was a close run thing. I didn't honk my horn or shake my fists or do anything. Then the guy just stomped on his brake. So I stopped, put on my blinker to go around im. Then he switched into my lane some, put down his window and started cussing me :lol:

I have absolutely no idea what I did to that guy. gesh. Maybe he didn't notice he'd pulled right out in front of a car doing 60mph, looked into his rearview and thought I got too close to im? Was he pissed off that he'd pulled out in front of me? :lol:

I was amused. Driving home is so boring. Arrive alive. For Christmas I'm going to ask Santa for a dashcam so I can upload crazy stuff like ths 8-)
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Re: I wonder what the devil he wanted?

#2 Post by jack t ripper » Tue Sep 10, 2019 8:13 pm

Did you have your MAGA hat on? :lol:
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Re: I wonder what the devil he wanted?

#3 Post by C_S » Tue Sep 10, 2019 8:40 pm

You think maybe the guy is a democrat, doctor? :D
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Re: I wonder what the devil he wanted?

#4 Post by Anthropoid » Tue Sep 10, 2019 9:19 pm

Does sound like some TDS. Maybe you just have an "Pro-Orange Boi Aura" that you aren't even aware you are emanating.

Check your Aura Privilege.

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Re: I wonder what the devil he wanted?

#5 Post by chijohnaok » Tue Sep 10, 2019 9:50 pm

jack t ripper wrote:Did you have your MAGA hat on? :lol:
Or a Trump bumper sticker?
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Re: I wonder what the devil he wanted?

#6 Post by Poindexter » Wed Sep 11, 2019 7:47 am

It's fuckin' Florida. And the goddamn Yankee infestation that gets worse every year.

I live here just like C_S does and see the same thing nearly every week.

When people ask me where I live, I don't always say "southern Florida"...I say "Southern New York".
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