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 Post subject: Summer Fitness Goals
PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2018 2:39 pm 
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I resolve to drive my weight from 185 to 175 pounds by end of summer. I will also compete in a 5K marathon and not die. I also resolve to make my wife jealous by cultivating the attention of her female friends.

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Should have named the the "Fat Old Men Fantasizing!"

Not even sure what my current weight is . . . ~200?? But yeah 173 lbs is my ideal weight.

I will take up your 5k run challenge!

There was a time when I was running about 30 miles per week (about 20 years ago now!). I did quite a bit of damage to my knees from caving and too much running, but as long as I take it gently I should be able to manage a 5k by end of summer.

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I got this in my basement...



Yep. That's Chuck Fucking Norris.

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And one of these. I am armed and ready for battle.

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11Bravo wrote:


And one of these. I am armed and ready for battle.


Which one, the blond or brunette?

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All three of them if I achieve my goals.

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I resolve to drive my weight from 185 to 175 pounds by end of summer. I will also compete in a 5K marathon and not die. I also resolve to make my wife jealous by cultivating the attention of her female friends.



If the 5k doesn’t kill you then the wife noticing the attention of her female friends could potentially lead to some sort of unfortunate accident to you.

I’ve heard it said that accidents are the leading cause of death in the home.

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I lost 22 lbs because a surgeon tied my stomach in a knot to prevent reflux.

You should try it.....NOT.

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He does bariatric surgery at UCLA. In his office they have a large animal scale in the floor....haha...I'm not kidding.

I go to weigh in....

Me: Should I take my shoes off?

Nurse: Don't bother. You are the lightest one this month. :lol:

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LOL

I just did my annual physical. Surprised they don't want the weight accurate. Take your shoes off if you want. Keep the clothes on. Jeez. Clothes add 5# min and maybe 10# if in work boots. Height affected by 1 or 2 inches.

Every profession I study seems broken.

Thanks for the +rep.

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