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 Post subject: Re: Shithole Survey
PostPosted: Sat Jan 13, 2018 12:49 pm 
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Somalia is a special case...they ASPIRE to one day reach "shithole" status...but what kind of bad decisions for hundreds of years does one have to make to achieve a GDP of $800 per capita in the Central African Republic?

I could make more than that in a weekend as a mime. Seems like you could make $2 a day selling dried dung for fires.

--Move to a fucking desert...check
--Convert to islam...check
--Ritual female genital mutilation..check
--Tribalism and clanism..check
--First cousin marriage..check
--No 401-K plans...check

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 Post subject: Re: Shithole Survey
PostPosted: Sat Jan 13, 2018 12:51 pm 
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Why do we even need an ambassador to Senegal?

If I were Trump I would just throw everything in the shredder and close the damn embassy down. Take that Senegal. The discussion wasn't even about Senegal.

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The world's poorest countries, according to GDP per capita, are:

•Somalia – $400 (2014 estimate)
•Central African Republic – $700.
•Burundi – $800.
•Democratic Republic of the Congo – $800.
•Liberia – $900.
•Tokelau – $1,000 (1993 estimate)
•Malawi – $1,100.
•Niger – $1,100.


Now Tokelau is not in Africa and if you just wanted to lay around all day and collect coconuts and go fishing every once in a while it might not be so bad. The other have something in common.

If it weren't for piracy, Somalia GDP would be $100 per captia


The US Diplomatic presence in many of these countries could probably be accomplished by putting up a billboard listing the State Department's url address in the nation's capital. If more is needed then install an automated Consular kiosk (like an ATM).

Maybe we'll even pay someone in the US to monitor the kiosk. ;-)

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 Post subject: Re: Shithole Survey
PostPosted: Sat Jan 13, 2018 12:53 pm 
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*******Mogadishu, Somali Better Business Bureau meeting*******

Chair: Achmed, how is the "Somalia: Shithole by 2020" campaign going?

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 Post subject: Re: Shithole Survey
PostPosted: Sat Jan 13, 2018 1:01 pm 
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[The US Diplomatic presence in many of these countries could probably be accomplished by putting up a billboard listing the State Department's url address in the nation's capital. If more is needed then install an automated Consular kiosk (like an ATM).

Maybe we'll even pay someone in the US to monitor the kiosk. ;-)


:lol:

Bzzzt. Welcome to the US Embassy in Senegal. To report a lost passport press 1. To report a hostage situation press 2. To apply for a visa press 3...oh wait..just kidding there is no printer. If you are an ISIS jihadi here to blow up Americans press 4 and repeat "I am a dumbass because there are no Americans here"

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Shithole documentary. Observe the Mohammedan call to prayer at around 1:15.

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 Post subject: Re: Shithole Survey
PostPosted: Sat Jan 13, 2018 6:33 pm 
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president Trump won't apologize. Plus, his assessment is correct anyways and everyone knows it; even those turds at the UN.

so it goes

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 Post subject: Re: Shithole Survey
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Shithole documentary. Observe the Mohammedan call to prayer at around 1:15.


The mind boggles. And after 40 years no improvement?

They simply won't/can't help themselves. I'm not seeing YT doing any exploiting in that documentary really.

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Meanwhile in San Francisco...

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Same sex marriage is not OK in most shithole countries.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBT_righ ... _territory

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CatLover7 wrote:
Same sex marriage is not OK in most shithole countries.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBT_righ ... _territory


No shitter shagging in the shitholes . . . countries! :P

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