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 Post subject: Modern Language
PostPosted: Mon Dec 04, 2017 1:21 pm 
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Since so many new slang phrases seem to pop up in the English language, I though it might be an idea to have a thread to catalog them. Might become a thing, might not.

I'm going to start with one that came into use this year - Soy Boy.

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Slang used to describe males who completely and utterly lack all necessary masculine qualities. This pathetic state is usually achieved by an over-indulgence of emasculating products and/or ideologies.

The origin of the term derives from the negative effects soy consumption has been proven to have on the male physique and libido.

The average soy boy is a feminist, nonathletic, has never been in a fight, will probably marry the first girl that has sex with him, and likely reduces all his arguments to labeling the opposition as "Nazis".

See also: cuck, beta/omega male, orbiter, kissless virgin, male feminist
Man 1: If you kill your enemies they win.
Man 2: Shut the fuck up, soy boy.


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 Post subject: Re: Modern Language
PostPosted: Mon Dec 04, 2017 1:23 pm 
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Roastie...

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The degenerated condition of the average sexually-liberated western female's vagina, as a result of riding the cock carousel through her teens and 20's before hitting the wall and trying to get one of the beta bux -- who she denied while it was still tight and she still looked good -- to put a ring on her finger and lick her recycled Arby's; which he will, because the world is full of thirsty beta enablers stupid enough to marry women who have had their capacity to love atomized into obliteration over a decade of getting shaken like she's in a paint shaker and then painted by cocks whose names she doesn't even remember.
Beta Bux Bill: I'm so happy to be marrying her. I had such a crush on her in high school, but she wouldn't even look at me. But now she's a bit less tight, a bit more blown out, her face lost a few points with the sun damage and semen damage, and, well, actually she's a full-blown roastie, actually it looks like roadkill between her legs, but that's okay, she's my soulmate, and I'm taking the high road by inviting all of the guys she fucked to the wedding; we needed to rent a megachurch.

Stacy the Fiance: "Who's that guy you invited to the wedding?"
Beta Bux Bill: "That's Chad, you said to invite him?"
Stacy the Fiance: "Oh, yeah! I'm gonna go say hi to him before we start the ceremony"
** 10 minutes they've both been gone **
** moans coming from the toilet **


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 Post subject: Re: Modern Language
PostPosted: Mon Dec 04, 2017 1:25 pm 
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Chad Thundercock...

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Stereotypical high school/college apha male; successful with women in the extreme. Often oblivious rather than purposefully condescending or cruel to his fellow men.
"Did you hear? Chad Thundercock fucked three chicks at that party last weekend!"

"He high-fived me on the way out the door. I wanted to tear his face off."


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 Post subject: Re: Modern Language
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Oh Lord, I have high hopes and deep fears for this thread.

Roastie!? :mrgreen: :roll:

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 Post subject: Re: Modern Language
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"soy boy" :lol: :lol:

Crap, that is so f****** hilarious.

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 Post subject: Re: Modern Language
PostPosted: Mon Dec 04, 2017 3:38 pm 
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Normie...
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A normal, and/or mainstream person, typically referring to someone who is ignorant about a specific topic/subculture you're adept in.

Originally used by memelords to refer to those who haven't embraced a meme or meme culture (Also called, "Normalfags"), though can be used in reference to other topics as well, and is commonly used outside of meme culture. Can refer to anyone who is outside of your specific subculture.

"That normie doesn't even know what pepe is. What a fucking normalfag."
"She doesn't know what Kappa is? Normie. Must not use twitch."


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 Post subject: Re: Modern Language
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Nu-Male...

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Nu-males are men (with "men" being used as loosely as possible) lacking self-respect who are completely devoid of any masculinity and will jump at any moment to defend women online for feminist brownie points while falsely believing that in return, they'll receive sexual favors. They're a step above "Nice Guys" in terms of beta they are.

Nu-males are almost exclusively white (although some exceptions exist), ultra liberal, hipsters, wear some form of thick framed glasses with a matching obnoxious beard, submissive but outspoken (only online), in their 20-30s, harbor any form of self-hatred (white guilt, male guilt, etc.), either are thin as a twig or are overweight and very active on social media. They're often pseudo-intellectuals and will opt to blocking as their form of arguing online to any opposing opinions or valid criticism in order to protect their fragile egos.

Let's be nu-males together and guarantee we'll never get laid! Take that patriarchy and toxic masculinity!


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 Post subject: Re: Modern Language
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Deadname...

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n. The birth name of somebody who has changed their name. Most commonly attributed to trans people, but can be attributed to any person who has changed their name. (sometimes written as two words: dead name)

v. 1. To call somebody by their deadname.
v. 2. To out somebody's deadname to the public.
Don't call her by her deadname. She hasn't gone by that name in years.


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Thot...

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A woman who pretends to be the type of valuable female commodity who rightfully earns male commitment—until the man discovers that she’s just a cheap imitation of a “good girl” who is good only for mindless sex, not relationships or respect.

If women are products, then thots are cheap goods. More than that, they’re knockoffs: low-quality merchandise that attempts to masquerade as luxury items.

They generally dress in cheap clothing, try to act like they're better than they really are, or think they're not trashy but high class when they're nothing close to classy. They demand respect, money, gifts, dates but do nothing to deserve any of it because they have no self-respect, no manners, low self esteem, little education and on top of all that are slutty because they have no self worth.

Quit that high class act, lady. You’re a thot.

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Coal burner...

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A rich blonde yuppie who only goes to clubs that play black music so she can find the perfect brother to piss her dad off with.

That girl from the O.C. is a major league coal burner.


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