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 Post subject: "Womenspreading" Is A Thing And Men Need To Shove Up
PostPosted: Thu Nov 23, 2017 3:47 pm 
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Woah. Powerfull.

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‘Womanspreading’ is starting to take over Instagram, and it’s about time men shoved up

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For ages, we’ve had to put up with staring at men’s d*cks on trains as they spread their legs over three seats.

Manspreading is a plague which sees no sign of being cured.

If you try to push against these guys’ splayed thighs, they only push out further. What’s a gal to do?

Online, however, it’s a different ball game altogether.

Because on Instagram at least, women are taking up space with #womanspreading.

Yep, celebs and influencers are letting their fashionable groins breathe by uploading pics of them sitting with their legs wide open.

And they look great!

Try to womanspread on public transport and people look at you like you’re the whore of Babilon.

‘A VAGINA? A SPLAYED VAGINA?’ you can imagine them screaming inside.

‘CLOSE THAT SEXUAL ORGAN UP FOR THE SAKE OF THE CHILDREN!’

Except…is showing your vagina off beneath sheaths of clothing any more offensive than being forced to look at the outline of a penis? Possibly not (Woah, Woah, Feminazi klaxon sounding!).

Apart from anything else, womanspreading feels damned awkward; taking up more space than you need to in public isn’t something that comes naturally to women. Far from it – we’re taught from our earliest teens to slim down, to shut up, to make ourselves as compact and inoffensive as possible.

To then go out and forcibly make for yourself a larger space than you need requires guts and a good dose of self-worth.

Why can’t everyone of all sexes just close their goddamn legs and keep their bodies within the seat constraints?

Is there any point in womanspreading to prove a point to blokes who probably won’t clock why you’re doing it?

Probably not, but if you’re as petty as I am, it sure feels good.

http://metro.co.uk/2017/11/23/womanspre ... p-7102425/

Someone should have told the author that womenspreading has been around for a long time on public transport and its a pain in the arse...

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 Post subject: Re: "Womenspreading" Is A Thing And Men Need To Shove Up
PostPosted: Thu Nov 23, 2017 4:30 pm 
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Woah. Powerfull.

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‘Womanspreading’ is starting to take over Instagram, and it’s about time men shoved up

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 23, 2017 6:21 pm 
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Someone should have told the author that womenspreading has been around for a long time on public transport and its a pain in the arse...




Stop bagspreading now!

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 Post subject: Re: "Womenspreading" Is A Thing And Men Need To Shove Up
PostPosted: Thu Nov 23, 2017 6:52 pm 
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Hmmm, maybe just a sufferer of testicular feminization syndrome and not a true Trap (#3 defintion)


But my spider sense is still tingling . . .

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