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 Post subject: Dr. Ripper, I have this pain in my ear.....
PostPosted: Sat Aug 26, 2017 5:50 pm 
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Dr. Ripper, Paging Dr. Ripper. I have this pain in my ear.

What could it be?

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Jeez that would have to be a really small Gheko or a really big ear canal. Sounds like a Star Trek movie. :lol:

ER Doc told me this story. He was working at Big County (LA County/USC). Super busy place. Usually barely controlled chaos.

Asian guy runs up in obvious panic: "Hully up! Mole on son fingah!"

ER Nurse: Sir, this is an emergency room. You could make an appointment in our outpatient clinic for non urgent skin problems.

Asian guy: NO! NO! MOLE ON FINGAH! MUCH PAIN! <he motions to his son who walks over crying..the father lifts up his arm.....and there is a mole on his finger...the four legged kind...bare teeth half buried in the finger joint in a death grip.

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Jeez that would have to be a really small Gheko or a really big ear canal. Sounds like a Star Trek movie. :lol:

ER Doc told me this story. He was working at Big County (LA County/USC). Super busy place. Usually barely controlled chaos.

Asian guy runs up in obvious panic: "Hully up! Mole on son fingah!"

ER Nurse: Sir, this is an emergency room. You could make an appointment in our outpatient clinic for non urgent skin problems.

Asian guy: NO! NO! MOLE ON FINGAH! MUCH PAIN! <he motions to his son who walks over crying..the father lifts up his arm.....and there is a mole on his finger...the four legged kind...bare teeth half buried in the finger joint in a death grip.



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Paging Dr Ripper.......I seem to have misplaced my padlock. Can you help?

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Man gets padlock stuck in his bladder after pushing it up his penis

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Clearly, what is needed is the "key to his heart".

It's not in the bladder in that X-ray. Urethra somewhere. Crazy bastard. Probably a Hillary supporter.

In medical school I took care of this Navy Vet who got a Coke bottle stuck in his sigmoid colon. He claimed he was "constipated" and was trying to "pry something out" :lol:

The resident sent the bottle to the pathology lab labeled "mass, distal sigmoid" :lol:

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No amount of alcohol, sausage or bacon is safe according to cancer experts

Even small amounts of processed meats and booze increase the risk of a host of cancers outlined in World Cancer Research Fund (WCRF) guidelines updated every decade


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07:25, 24 MAY 2018UPDATED20:10, 24 MAY 2018


Continued at: https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/heal ... e-12585028


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I wonder if the doctor has ever had to extract a 24oz beer can from some guy's butthole. (warsh it off and put it in the fridge 8-) ) I've seen it on liveleak. Won't post a link.

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No amount of alcohol, sausage or bacon is safe according to cancer experts

Even small amounts of processed meats and booze increase the risk of a host of cancers outlined in World Cancer Research Fund (WCRF) guidelines updated every decade


ByMartin BagotHealth And Science Correspondent
07:25, 24 MAY 2018UPDATED20:10, 24 MAY 2018


Continued at: https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/heal ... e-12585028


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You doctors are ruining our lives!



Says the study author Mohammed Yusef Haram al Londonistan

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Says the study author Mohammed Yusef Haram al Londonistan


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Essential info, for sure.

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