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 Post subject: Re: Breaking - "Incident" At Ariana Grande Concert In Manche
PostPosted: Mon May 29, 2017 11:24 am 
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"Serious incident" reported at Hamerton Zoo in Cambridgeshire. Inb4 some idiot has fallen into a animal enclosure...

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A zoo has been evacuated due to what police have called a "serious incident".

Visitors were led away from Hamerton Zoo Park, near Huntingdon, Cambridgeshire, at about 11:15 BST.

A spokeswoman for the attraction denied claims on social media that a tiger had escaped from its enclosure.

A Cambridgeshire Police spokesman said: "We can confirm that no animals have escaped and members of the public are safe."

She continued: "Officers were called at around 11.15am to reports of a serious incident at Hamerton Zoo Park, Steeple Gidding.

"Officers attended the scene along with ambulance crews and Magpas (Mid Anglia General Practitioner Accident Service - air ambulance).

"We are unable to provide further information at this time."

A Magpas spokesman said: "At 11:34am today, the air ambulance landed in a public place near Sawtry in Cambridgeshire, after the Magpas enhanced medical team were called to a very serious incident.

"An East of England Ambulance Service paramedic crew and two rapid response vehicles were also in attendance, alongside the police."

The zoo said it will remained closed for the day and a full statement will be issued later.

Hamerton Zoo Park opened in June 1990 and covers some 25 acres.

It includes enclosures for Malaysian tigers, Bengal tigers, cheetahs, wolves, corsac foxes, kangaroos as well as a variety of birds, reptiles and domestic animals.

The zoo opened a new enclosure for its Malaysian tigers in July last year.

In October 2008 a cheetah which escaped from the park was found by a nine-year-old boy. in the back garden of his family home.

It was thought to have got out through a faulty electric fence.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-ca ... e-40084713

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 Post subject: Re: Breaking - "Incident" At Ariana Grande Concert In Manche
PostPosted: Mon May 29, 2017 11:58 am 
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Well, there is your problem...a Malaysian tiger. Probably a muzzie.

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PostPosted: Mon May 29, 2017 12:13 pm 
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Well, there is your problem...a Malaysian tiger. Probably a muzzie.

Reports are coming in of tigers giving people free taxi rides home.

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PostPosted: Mon May 29, 2017 12:21 pm 
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Ah, making more sense now . . .

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Well, there is your problem...a Malaysian tiger. Probably a muzzie.

Reports are coming in of tigers giving people free taxi rides home.



But, in fact they are proven to be Sikh

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Turns out a female zoo keeper got killed by a tiger. The park probably got evacuated so a bunch of rubber necking ghouls wouldn't take vertical videos of her get mauled to death and post it on YouTube.

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A female zoo-keeper has died in a "freak accident" after a tiger entered an enclosure at a wildlife park.

The death happened at Hamerton Zoo Park, near Huntingdon, Cambridgeshire, at about 11:15 BST.

Cambridgeshire Police said: "A tiger had entered an enclosure with a keeper. Sadly the female zoo keeper died at the scene."

Visitors were led away from the zoo. At no time did the animal escape from the enclosure, said police.

Officers investigating the death said it "is not believed to be suspicious".

Hamerton Zoo Park said in a statement: "This appears to have been a freak accident.

"At no point during the incident did any animals escape their enclosures and at no point was public safety affected in any way.

"All our thoughts and sympathies are with our colleagues, friends and families at this dreadful time.

"The park will be closed from tomorrow 30th May, and we will give more information as soon as we can."

An investigation is under way, the zoo said.

A visitor to the zoo, who does not wish to be named, told the BBC: "We got to the zoo at opening time, around 11:45.

"We were close to the tiger enclosure when a member of staff shouted for everyone to leave the park quickly and immediately."

The wildlife park opened in June 1990 and covers some 25 acres.

It includes enclosures for Malaysian tigers, Bengal tigers, cheetahs, wolves, corsac foxes, kangaroos as well as a variety of birds, reptiles and domestic animals.

The zoo opened a new enclosure for its Malaysian tigers in July last year.

In October 2008 a cheetah which escaped from the park was found by a nine-year-old boy in the back garden of his family home.

Another visitor said: "I was taking pictures of the leopards. The parrots were flying and squeaking and going berserk.

"Then staff were running towards the tigers and lions area. We were all told to leave the park. But after 20 minutes everyone was allowed back in.

"Staff asked us to leave again. They're not saying what happened. However, they were great. They were calm, just doing their job."

Visitor Jeff Knott, 32, from Cambridgeshire, said staff had been "a real credit" to the zoo during the evacuation.

"Staff were very calm and professional," he said.

"All visitors around us were leaving in a very calm manner - no running, shouting or anything similar."

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-ca ... e-40087357

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Did they at least let the Tiger eat her? Since he defeated her in single combat . . . I mean, can you imagine how that Tiger must have felt?

Here I am locked in this god damn enclosure day, after day, after day. Nothing to do but pace, sleep, and eat the food these apes throw to me.

So I get my first big break in years, one of the dumbass apes winds up in my enclosure with me, and boy did she look delicious. So naturally I jumped on her head, bit clean through her neck, nearly decapitating her and drug the body up to my den to start dining. Course all the other apes were making a huge commotion, but I figured I'd get to settle down for a delicious feast of long pig. . . .

Nope! One of the other ape fuckers shot me with one of those mosquito bite guns and then (just like always) I just passed out. Next thing I know, I wake up in solitary confinement in one of the veterinarian exam rooms. Only got to savor one or two bites of the ape lady, Dammit!

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Migrants caught stealing flowers and toys from memorial to victims of bombing...

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VIDEO: Manchester Hero Stops Man "Stealing" Flowers From The Memorial

It was posted on Facebook less than 24 hours ago, but already the video below, posted by Mark McNally, has amassed thousands of views. It allegedly shows a man "stealing" flowers, and a teddy bear, from a memorial laid as a mark of respect and love for the victims who lost their lives in the attack on Manchester Arena last Monday evening.

The post has been shared thousands of times, with members of the public coming forward with messages of kindness and support for those who acted to keep the victim's gifts in their rightful place:

https://lovinmanchester.com/news/manche ... r-memorial



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