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 Post subject: Re: The Great Emu War
PostPosted: Fri Aug 17, 2018 2:37 pm 
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Why don't the Aussies just build a wall and make the emus pay it? :roll:

Emus don't fly, emus don't dig tunnels so technically the wall would work, if high enough.

And emus can sell their skin to the manaforts of the world and earn good cash. :lol:

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 17, 2018 3:14 pm 
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There is a genetic mutant in Drosophila (fruit fly) called "Ether a go-go". When you etherize the fly they spin around like they are dancing. In humans, the EXACT same defect causes potentially fatal cardiac arrhythmias. ;)

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How is this connected to the Huge Oz Emu Wall? The greatest thing invented since Fosters.

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Fosters used to have steel cans. They tasted like rust. This is not a good thing.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 17, 2018 6:10 pm 
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jack t ripper wrote:
Fosters used to have steel cans. They tasted like rust. This is not a good thing.

Even in glass bottles it is no beer. :roll:

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So there is one thing we agree. ;)

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The best thing about Foster's was the Paul Hogan commercials back in the 80's...


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Mac wrote:
The best thing about Foster's was the Paul Hogan commercials back in the 80's...

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If that was the best, I dare not imagine what was the worst, or even the average. :shock:

PS. How do you feel about the Channel Tunnel, a French conspiracy? :roll:

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If that was the best, I dare not imagine what was the worst, or even the average. :shock:

Having to drink the piss-water of course. :roll:

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PS. How do you feel about the Channel Tunnel, a French conspiracy?

Only been through it once, gave me an idea what it must have been like to ride the cattle cars to Auschwitz. That was followed by a six hour coach trip to Paris so I could get mobbed by Algerians trying to sell me shit I didn't want while I queued to go up the Eiffel tower. Fun times.

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I boarded the direct train in Paris to London. It was really clean and fast, although pricey. I was impressed. The tunnel is indeed a bit claustrophobic.

As soon as we got to London the British immigration guys descended on this African guy in a $10 suit.

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