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 Post subject: No Skinny Dipping Today. Ocean Is Closed.
PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2019 2:40 am 
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Video: Giant Great White Shark Frolics With Divers

Divers off the coast of Oahu's North Shore had the rare treat last week of swimming and frolicking with a great white shark, widely believed to be one of the largest in the world, and the thrilling, inter-species encounter was captured on video. . . .


https://www.npr.org/2019/01/18/68679413 ... ith-divers


Having a twat of steel...

I'm not for wantonly killing sharks. They're beautiful creatures in some ways and it's great to coexist peacefully as long as the sharks stick to a meal of salmon steaks or whatever they happen to enjoy eating, HOWEVER, this is an insane video. I'd be deploying fertilizer for the algae right about the moment that thing swam up to me. Cue Jaws soundtrack... :shock:

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 Post subject: Re: No Skinny Dipping Today. Ocean Is Closed.
PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2019 2:57 am 
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Sharks are like snakes and skinny girls. When they're full it's visible b/c their belly puffs out. That shark is so stuffed full of whale she was feeding on - she can barely even move. She's about to go to sleep after such a huge meal. Swim next to her when she's hungry.

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 Post subject: Re: No Skinny Dipping Today. Ocean Is Closed.
PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2019 10:37 am 
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That's one fricking big fish!

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 Post subject: Re: No Skinny Dipping Today. Ocean Is Closed.
PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2019 10:38 am 
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C_S the shark is knocked up. That's why her belly is so big.

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 Post subject: Re: No Skinny Dipping Today. Ocean Is Closed.
PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2019 11:24 am 
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If I understand correctly sharks never stop moving even when they're sleeping they don't drift. I bet that big girl is sound asleep. She's barely just moving along in a straight line

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An awesome example of being braver than smart. Even if they hit it with tranquilizer darts before she got close, it could kill her in an instant. She has no counter.

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I bet they would've used different background music if it had ripped her leg off . . .

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