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Debate Over Gay Marriage Rages As Nuclear Missiles Fly Towards U.S.
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(From WIRES)
Wednesday, April 3rd, 2013,
(ENTIRE UNITED STATES)

—With just minutes remaining to seek adequate shelter before being obliterated by an incoming nuclear holocaust, the American people are choosing rather to remain above ground, hopelessly locked in the debate over gay marriage, according to sources moments ago.

About 30 minutes ago a barrage of nuclear missiles were launched from China, North Korea, Iran, and Russia at all major cities in the United States. An estimated 200 million Americans stand to be incinerated within the next half-hour and millions more are expected to die from radiation sickness in coming weeks as they and the Supreme Court (granted any of the Justices survive) weigh the legality of California’s Proposition 8 and the merits of homosexual matrimony.

With national annihilation only minutes away, President Obama broke into the nation’s airwaves moments ago and ordered all Americans to “find a mutually accommodating consensus on same-sex marriage as soon as possible and then seek (their) nearest fallout shelters or their nearest Unitarian chapel.”

“How can we hide from nuclear destruction when we can’t even hide from our own prejudices?” said U.S. General Gene Renuart, Commander of the North American Aerospace Defense Command (NORAD). Renuart would usually be frantically ordering anti-missile-defense actions and an all-out counter strike on the nations which launched the pending missiles. However the NORDAD Commander shrugged off inclinations of defending America against a reported 150 nuclear missiles currently inbound, deciding rather to continue the on-going debate over same-sex marriage with Air Force colleagues and friends.

“To hell with nuclear war and genocide—marry us now!” said Lauren Baxter, a lesbian activist in St. Louis, MO. Baxter, 45, has been struggling for legal recognition of her union with her 10-year lover, Bernadette, since 2004, and refuses to budge towards any shelter before her union can be accepted by her fellow Americans.

Said Baxter to scrambling reporters, “I left my husband and three kids years ago to find my true self. Court after court has rejected by marriage to Bernadette. And now we’re suppose to forget how much we’ve struggled because of some stinking nuclear war?! Forget it! I’m not havin’ it!”
Nuclear War Sirens Annoy Americans Trapped in Gay Marriage Debate
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With emergency alarms blaring throughout the United States and all airwaves clogged with instructions on how to avoid mass incineration, Americans have only expressed annoyance at either the inability to effectively discuss gay marriage through the screaming sirens and to call talk radio shows with their input on the gay marriage issue.

“Yeah, yeah…nuclear missiles, apocalypse, mass destruction, the fiery death of me and my children…you know, like, whatever,” said unimpressed New Yorker Eileen Burnhardt as she debated with a friend about whether homosexuals should be granted civil unions instead of all-out legal marriage status. New York state legalized same-sex marriage in 2011, a move that has left many New Yorkers able to face the any-moment-apocalypse with relief and good conscience.

With at least two ­20-megaton warheads minutes away from detonating over New York, Burnhardt, 43, and other Big Apple residents are vowing not to seek shelter until the Supreme Court rules on “Prop 8” and the Defense of Marriage Act and the issue of gay marriage is settled nationwide.

Even in the rural hinterlands of the U.S., which stand to be wiped out in a blazing nuclear hell as well, Americans cannot stop the debate over same-sex marriage as their country faces extermination.

Said St. Louis Mayor Francis G. Slay to reporters minutes ago, “Yes, the national emergency alarms are going off and we all have only 15 minutes to live –but really, what am I suppose to tell Troy and Leonard who own that cute little bed-n-breakfast place on Penrose Street, that they may soon be turned to gay vapor not knowing if their love for each other was ever accepted by their fellow Americans..? I’m sorry, but this is one fight we cannot pause in finishing."
Nuclear Annihilation Threatening Americans’ Inane Obsessions
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Although with studies showing most gays residing in America’s cities, and with those same cities now about to be vaporized, surviving Americans may be disappointed to live in a post-apocalyptic world without many gays, thus no same-sex marriage debate. And to some, that reality comes as hard as the blazing death from the sky any second.

“Not enough gays left alive to continue battling for gay marriage..? We’ll cross that bridge when we get there,” said Jarrett Barrios, President of the Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation (GLAAD). “For those few of us that live in sparsely populated areas, they may have to crawl out of the ashes tomorrow mutilated, half-melted, having their organs liquefying from radiation poisoning, and may have to keep up the right-to-marry struggle alone.”

Barrios added that he regretted not setting up a nationwide system that could allow surviving proponents of gay marriage to link up to continue their struggle after Armageddon.

Celebrity and lifelong gay marriage activist Barbara Streisand said to reporters moments ago that following the nuclear annihilation to come, Americans may have to carry on the same-sex marriage struggle, but only in spirit, as the nation’s gay population will largely be exterminated.

Said Streisand via phone interview, “There may be hardly any gays left after these missiles detonate…but our struggle will continue, no matter what."

Added Streisand, "Americans are a resilient and enduring people. I have no doubt we we’ll find another group of generally intelligent, artistic, eccentric people to become erroneously and needlessly obsessed with in no time.”
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Yep, that's our Prez. An international buffoon and disgrace. Wringing his hands over queers while NK threatens to use nuclear weapons.

Now he's killing people with cancer because he's in a snit about HIS sequester.

He has the leadership of a syphilitic ghetto pimp.

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Celebrity and lifelong gay marriage activist Barbara Streisand said to reporters moments ago that following the nuclear annihilation to come, Americans may have to carry on the same-sex marriage struggle, but only in spirit, as the nation’s gay population will largely be exterminated.

Said Streisand via phone interview, “There may be hardly any gays left after these missiles detonate…but our struggle will continue, no matter what."

Added Streisand, "Americans are a resilient and enduring people. I have no doubt we we’ll find another group of generally intelligent, artistic, eccentric people to become erroneously and needlessly obsessed with in no time.”
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Celebrity and lifelong gay marriage activist Barbara Streisand said to reporters moments ago that following the nuclear annihilation to come, Americans may have to carry on the same-sex marriage struggle, but only in spirit, as the nation’s gay population will largely be exterminated.

Said Streisand via phone interview, “There may be hardly any gays left after these missiles detonate…but our struggle will continue, no matter what."

Added Streisand, "Americans are a resilient and enduring people. I have no doubt we we’ll find another group of generally intelligent, artistic, eccentric people to become erroneously and needlessly obsessed with in no time.”
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Forget the NUKES, what about:
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I thought only conservatives made this kind of comparison!

Apparently, there is at least one Columbia professor who thinks that incest can be equated to homosexuality...but in "the good way."
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The lawyer representing a professor charged with incest with his 24-year-old daughter has questioned why the alleged affair has been made public.

David Epstein was charged last week with one count of incest for what was allegedly a consensual three-year sexual relationship with his daughter.
The political science professor at Columbia University, 46, allegedly slept with her between 2006 and 2009.

Epstein, who specialises in American politics and voting rights, is also said to have exchanged twisted text messages with the woman during their relationship.

Matthew Galluzzo, defending Epstein, has said that even though his daughter had emerged as a victim in the case, she could 'best be described as an accomplice'.

He told ABCNews.com: 'Academically, we are obviously all morally opposed to incest and rightfully so.

'At the same time, there is an argument to be made in the Swiss case to let go what goes on privately in bedrooms.

'It's ok for homosexuals to do whatever they want in their own home. How is this so different?

'We have to figure out why some behaviour is tolerated and some is not.'
So, let's be rational about this:
It's about love? - Check

Consenting adults? - Check

Can we question whether it's really a choice? - Check

Privacy of own bedroom - Check

Looks like he's good to go.


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Switzerland legislators have proposed decriminalising consensual sexual relationships between first-degree relatives, including siblings and parents and their adult children.

Consensual incest is also legal in China, France, Israel, the Ivory Coast, the Netherlands, Russia, Spain and Turkey, according to a 2007 report from the Max Planck Institute in Germany.

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jack t ripper wrote:
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Celebrity and lifelong gay marriage activist Barbara Streisand said to reporters moments ago that following the nuclear annihilation to come, Americans may have to carry on the same-sex marriage struggle, but only in spirit, as the nation’s gay population will largely be exterminated.

Said Streisand via phone interview, “There may be hardly any gays left after these missiles detonate…but our struggle will continue, no matter what."

Added Streisand, "Americans are a resilient and enduring people. I have no doubt we we’ll find another group of generally intelligent, artistic, eccentric people to become erroneously and needlessly obsessed with in no time.”
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There's always the plight of the Merman.

http://shine.yahoo.com/healthy-living/e ... 51696.html

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Mermen.
WTF?

Humanity is doomed

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Mermen.
WTF?

Humanity is doomed


I doubt it. Unless I am unclear on the anatomy, I think they will have trouble reproducing.

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I think they will have trouble reproducing.

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http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/ ... 6-10-02-52
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SUPREME COURT EXTENDS GAY MARRIAGE NATIONWIDE

WASHINGTON (AP) -- The Supreme Court declared Friday that same-sex couples have a right to marry anywhere in the United States, a historic culmination of two decades of litigation over gay marriage and gay rights generally.

Gay and lesbian couples already could marry in 36 states and the District of Columbia. The court's 5-4 ruling means the remaining 14 states, in the South and Midwest, will have to stop enforcing their bans on same-sex marriage.


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Don't think that this will be the end of it.
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