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The Finnish men elect the woman as their president to be the first island with a female president. The president doesn't have sex with either of them but the other man gets to act as her spouse during formal ceremonies. President engages in endless rants about oppression of women and sexual minorities on their island and unilaterally bans sharp sticks and booby traps as phallistic and 'inhumane' means of defending the island.

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A new (or rather a very old joke) to reinvigorate this thread:


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A woman is at home when she hears someone knocking at her door.
She goes to the door opens it and sees a man standing there.
He asks the lady, "Do you have a Vagina?"
She slams the door in disgust.
The next morning she hears a knock at the door, its the same man and he asks the same question to the woman, "Do you have a Vagina?"
She slams the door again.
Later that night when her husband gets home she tell him what has happened for the last two days.
The husband tells his wife in a loving and concerned voice, "Honey, I am taking an off tomorrow so as to be home, just incase this guy shows up again."
The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both ran for the door.
The husband whispers to the wife, "Honey, I'm going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to th
question because I want to a see where he's going with this."
She nods yes to her husband and opens the door.
Sure enough the same fellow is standing there, he asks, "Do you have a Vagina?"
"Yes I do." says the lady.
The man replies, "Good, would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife's alone and start using yours!"

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 21, 2017 12:06 pm 
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I am shy, so that helped me.

I remember an American student. I was in the same class as her about USSR. The teatcher asked us to make a work about a document that we have to choose on a list. I chose the one in English, like that I had something to ask to the American girl, to make the first step.


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