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 Post subject: Re: Pocahontas Gets a Free Ride
PostPosted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 6:36 pm 
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You got to realize that C_S likes them skinny, like a piece of plywood with a couple of holes drilled in it and some nipples drawn on it.

I know, I know. In a former life, Chikin was Quasimodo, who found his life's greatest pleasure in Esmeralda's tomb when he could snuggle up to her skeleton and die a happy death.

I never thought I'd run across a man with sexual preference anorexia.

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One of her guests was Raquel Welch. They did a duet of "W-O-M-A-N" in which they strutted around showing off their assets.

Always wondered...were her boobs natural big or was she among the earliest silicone babes?
cant recall any topless photos of Raquel, evah :cry: ....so cant make a judgement 8-)










and if there are any topless photos in existence, they need to be posted NOW


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 Post subject: Re: Pocahontas Gets a Free Ride
PostPosted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 6:38 pm 
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That's on youtube, thanks for bringing my attentiom to it, nasty.



I missed a lot of quality entertainment before I was born :evil:

I prefer cher's slender figure. If we were all attracted to the same woman type they'd be naturally selected and all look the same ;)

Raquel is obviously very beautiful. She seemed to age better, that matters since they're both about 80 now :D

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 Post subject: Re: Pocahontas Gets a Free Ride
PostPosted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 6:46 pm 
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Always wondered...were her boobs natural big or was she among the earliest silicone babes?


They were probably just that big. The lovely M has giant boobwahs (on her tiny frame YUM!), they stand and are natural. Now everytime you see a woman w/ gigantic/perky boobies you assume they're fake, but the implants are to emulate giant/perfect titties which do actually exist. :P

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 Post subject: Re: Pocahontas Gets a Free Ride
PostPosted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 6:47 pm 
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I tell ya, chikin, yer right on about Rocky. Her modeling photos from her late teens and early twenties were nothin' compared to what she looked like when she turned 30.

No silicone ever hit that chest, NATO. She was spotted by "talent scouts" and "producers" at a very early (teen) age and ... umm ... "worked" her way up from there.

As for Cher, she had a lot of the physical characteristics that I hate about white women. Pasty skin. Chicken neck. Scrawny shoulders. Little saggy tits. Slack belly. Water balloon ass. Lank thighs. Uninteresting calves. Big feet.

Did I mention that her speech defects made her singing voice (such as it was) annoying?

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C_S wrote:
They were probably just that big.

Thing about Rocky was that she didn't have the giant bazookas. She had the "generous pontoons" that fit in with her womanly figure, so that, when you fixed her up, she had the proportions of a slinky jungle cat and, with that face, eyes and smile, looked like more money than President SoreToeOW could ever spend.

Get "Kansas City Bomber" and "Hannie Caulder." Shitty movies? Sure (although at least mildly fun to watch, especially the bitch figfht in KCB).

But, you get to see Raquel movin' and groovin' at the height of her "talents." I swear, there's a scene in KC Bomber where she's been out to dinner with the boss and he takes her back to his place. She's wearing a figure-tight knit dress that will drive yer nuts nuts - and, when she kisses 'im, the camera's on her and, baby, this woman could destroy an onrushing planet-killer asteroid with those lips and tongue.

DANG! Now I know what movie I'm gonna pull down off my shelf and watch tonight....

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C_S wrote:
The lovely M has giant boobwahs (on her tiny frame YUM!), they stand and are natural.

slim women with boobs larger than their frame would suggest are the best :lol: .....but dont forget "da a$$" .....that hour glass figure has got to be there! to bring out the baboon frenzy in the male groin. 8-)


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Raquel is extremely good looking. After that filming though I'd have taken cher back to the coop instead of her

Ppl have accused me of being gay b/c I like slender women. I'm not gay I just like skinny w/ less curvature. Shrug, it's what I like. A tiger can't change its stripes. I really like a woman who's stature is S shaped, where her back is arched and her skinny belly sticks out. Awe yeha!

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slim women with boobs larger than their frame would suggest are the best .....but dont forget "da a$$" .....that hour glass figure has got to be there! to bring out the baboon frenzy in the male groin.


Naw, she's small framed. She's the prettiest woman I ever seen. I asked her to marry me at least a dozen times :(

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I asked her to marry me at least a dozen times :(

you never made her an offer she couldnt refuse? :?


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you never made her an offer she couldnt refuse?


Naw, she's prolly 80 lbs. I was always gentle w/ her. I really did want to marry her. I still do.

I don't even want to think about her. She prolly married a hero when she could have had a zero :D

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