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 Post subject: Re: Alek goes to jail for assault
PostPosted: Sun Jul 01, 2012 2:42 pm 
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Looks like he's doin' okay. The old profane goat picked up his smoking hot 28-year old "yoga instructor". Money does buy everything. :lol:

Look at the smile on his old face. :lol: :lol: Looks like he won the lottery or something. That's the biggest smile I've ever seen on his smug face. :lol:

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Alec Baldwin marries yoga instructor in NYC church
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That smile is because he probably just took a good shit in his pants and it relieved the pressure in his skull.

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 01, 2012 2:45 pm 
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Assume the lotus position..good...now tip forward...yeah baby..

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6 months to a year and a half before he's giving her his house.

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she kinda looks a little like what amy winehouse may have looked like if she was not a dried up crack whore, and of course not being dead as well....that tends to screw with ones complexion too...pallor and the like...

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Yeah..I can see the Amy Winehosue thing except that, even if corn-fed in Iowa, Amy Winehouse would never have been descirbed as "smoking hot"

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 02, 2012 1:47 pm 
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Yeah..I can see the Amy Winehosue thing except that, even if corn-fed in Iowa, Amy Winehouse would never have been descirbed as "smoking hot"


Naaa.. this one looks better than Winehouse ever could have. Nuts!

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Amy wasn't bad looking when she was sober and cleaned off. Anybody looks bad when they've been awake 5 days straight doing cocain.

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Word has it that Alec wants to run for mayor now of NYC.
http://m.yahoo.com/w/legobpengine/news/ ... lang=en-US

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Word has it that Alec wants to run for mayor now of NYC.
http://m.yahoo.com/w/legobpengine/news/ ... lang=en-US


His wife could sit on my face and run! :P

But in seriousness.. her face reminds me of the girlfriend I lost my virginity to. The bitch. :lol:

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But in seriousness.. her face reminds me of the girlfriend I lost my virginity to. The bitch.

Nef! You're not a virgin? I thought there was at least one of us who hadn't succumbed to the pleasures of the flesh.

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