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 Post subject: I shat here
PostPosted: Wed May 25, 2011 6:43 pm 
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http://maps.google.com/maps?ll=40.89391 ... 5&t=h&z=19

A typical business lunch like so many others. Had the reuban and a raspberry tea. BM was gassy, likely the result of wife's "healthy cooking" the night before.

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PostPosted: Wed May 25, 2011 8:08 pm 
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Did they have ass gaskets?

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17 Lost Egyptian Pyramids Found From Space


Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2011/05/ ... z1NPgGZ6Tm

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http://maps.google.com/maps?t=h&ie=UTF8 ... 01725&z=19

€60 meal yields a miserly BM. Might have been the stress of traveling or confusion about the purpose of the bidet. Toilet had novel "turbo" mode on the flusher to override low flow design. Untested.

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jack t ripper wrote:
Did they have ass gaskets?


:lol:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Entrenching_tool

Fold shovel over to support one "cheek", balance on D handle. They should have one in every bathroom...

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You guys may enjoy this. It is a thread I started over at the 1BC Civ site where I've been a member for years. Unfortunately the thread is in a "secret" part of the site that only high volume spammers get access to. However, for your viewing pleasure, I've redacted the opening posts.

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What Perils Lurk in the Mobil Toilet?!?

So we took a trip to the local IKEA yesterday and on the way home stopped into a totally innocent looking Mobil station to fuel up.

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Unaware that there might be anything amiss, I went in to use the facilities before we resumed our drive home . . .

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As I stood there relieving myself, I glanced down and noticed a strange fixture on the wall

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"Hmm," I puzzled. "What a strange device. And what is this string hanging down from it?"
I looked closer to try to understand the purpose of this mysterious ancient fixture here in this inner chamber of the lost frozen city . . .

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What is that it says? Leaning forward I peered still closer at the corroded murky sculptural records

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And in a moment my heart leaped in terror, as I realized the true nature of this ancient fixture.

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With the ages the text had become partly illegible, but I could manage to make out most of the script in the ancient alien tongue

"In emergency, pull to revive the Great Old Ones back to Earth . . ."

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OMG! I thought to myself! I've inadvertently stumbled into a secret Cthulu ritual site!!

I fled in terror!

While I am now safe at home, typing away on my keyboard, I cannot shake a subtle creeping kind of dread that lingers just below the surface of my conscious mind.

I fear that I will never again know the blissful peace of true sanity, because now I know the ancient history . . . and the secret horrors that lay sleeping, dreaming, waiting to reawaken . . .

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Castro explains the role of the Cthulhu Cult: When the stars have come right for the Great Old Ones, "some force from outside must serve to liberate their bodies. The spells that preserved Them intact likewise prevented them from making an initial move."[14] At the proper time,

“ the secret priests would take great Cthulhu from his tomb to revive His subjects and resume his rule of earth....Then mankind would have become as the Great Old Ones; free and wild and beyond good and evil, with laws and morals thrown aside and all men shouting and killing and revelling in joy. Then the liberated Old Ones would teach them new ways to shout and kill and revel and enjoy themselves, and all the earth would flame with a holocaust of ecstasy and freedom.[16]


Inspired by the "Message From the Deep" religion and stuff in the FFH mod!

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Who would choose a crapper as a secret ritual site?

Were the Cthulu coprophages or something?

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Post the google map link...

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jack t ripper wrote:
Who would choose a crapper as a secret ritual site?

Were the Cthulu coprophages or something?


Water and pestilence.

Nah, to divulge the location of that accursed place would surely stir the ancient sleepers to awaken, and harbing the era of ecstascy, freedom, murder and mayhem . . . Nah! I shall not reveal the location!

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