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PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 6:01 pm 
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What's a "porn site"?

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 Post subject: Re: Trump, Trump, Trump
PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 6:04 pm 
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How shocking will that be when it's discovered that 100% of males masturbate, like porn, and that "missionary position" isn't the most searched.

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 Post subject: Re: Trump, Trump, Trump
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jack t ripper wrote:
What's a "porn site"?


It is the "World Wide Web." :P

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How shocking will that be when it's discovered that 100% of males masturbate, like porn, and that "missionary position" isn't the most searched.

:o

But how about the Bible?

Andy, the Old Crusader, will teach you fear of God. ;)

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God's grace is the only hope I have to avoid damnation. At judgement I plan to fall on my red face before Him and beg His forgiveness.

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 Post subject: Re: Trump, Trump, Trump
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God's grace is the only hope I have to avoid damnation. At judgement I plan to fall on my red face before Him and beg His forgiveness.

Mea Culpa. :oops:

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God's grace is the only hope I have to avoid damnation. At judgement I plan to fall on my red face before Him and beg His forgiveness.



That should work as a Christian...but if you are muslim you may have to blow yourself up on a bus of children

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 Post subject: Re: Trump, Trump, Trump
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jack t ripper wrote:
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God's grace is the only hope I have to avoid damnation. At judgement I plan to fall on my red face before Him and beg His forgiveness.



That should work as a Christian...but if you are muslim you may have to blow yourself up on a bus of children

But he is not a musulman as you should very well know.

WTF is the matter with you? :roll:

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What makes me laugh is that you can't swing a dead cat in Arkansas without hitting a woman that claims some sort of sexual misconduct from Bill Clinton but was never as newsworthy as Trump banging a lorn star who appears to have been a willing participant.

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What makes me laugh is that you can't swing a dead cat in Arkansas without hitting a woman that claims some sort of sexual misconduct from Bill Clinton but was never as newsworthy as Trump banging a lorn star who appears to have been a willing participant.


Beer :P

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