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 Post subject: Re: Incident outside Parliament
PostPosted: Thu Mar 30, 2017 9:58 am 
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A Presentation of Your Antisocial Behaviour Committee

--How to recognize your husband is a nutter on the verge of a jihadi suicide run--

Have you noticed a reticence to engage in the niceties of marriage? Does he seem detached? Has he taken up an interest in chemistry or sewing? Is he prone to injecting Arabic into every conversation?

Wifey: How was the new imam, luv? Abu Yemeni was it?

Mamoud: uuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh <spittle on beard>

Wifey: Would you be wanting the curry lamb tonight, luv?

Mamoud: <wide eyed> Kuffir DOGS!

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