London guide for ignorant europeans and colonial US bumpkins

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Re: London guide for ignorant europeans and colonial US bump

#11 Post by JDR_Dragoon » Fri Jul 06, 2012 8:22 am

Even several millenia BC people were hatin´ on the black man:

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#12 Post by JDR_Dragoon » Fri Jul 06, 2012 8:42 am

The British Museum is hard work:

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#13 Post by C_S » Fri Jul 06, 2012 9:51 am

Awesome thread! Good man, Rune.
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#14 Post by EUBanana » Fri Jul 06, 2012 10:44 am

JDR_Dragoon wrote:A picture of the Tower. Curiously enough, most of the guns seem to point inward towards the city of London. For all that guff about the british democratic tradition and the Magna Charta, the british monarchs seem to have trusted their population very little.
Given the photo of Olly on his plinth just above it, I guess the monarchs knew what they were doing there. 8-)
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#15 Post by Scharfschütze » Fri Jul 06, 2012 1:27 pm

Mullah Omar :D
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#16 Post by JDR_Dragoon » Fri Jul 06, 2012 4:25 pm

Oh, and most pubs serve up your pint in a non-breakable plastic glass. WTF is up with that :roll:. As if people can´t use a rock hard piece of plastic to beat each other up with instead.
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#17 Post by JDR_Dragoon » Fri Jul 06, 2012 4:29 pm

No thread about Britain is complete without a picture of the greatest general of WW2:

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#18 Post by doggie » Fri Jul 06, 2012 4:55 pm

I saw Belfast when I was at the Tower Bridge but I thought it was an active duty RN destroyer wot stopped by for lunch. I didn't know it was open for tours.

Picadilly circus was the place to pick up chicks. they just hung around the statue of Eros waiting for a yank G.I. to come by.
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#19 Post by chijohnaok » Fri Aug 02, 2019 10:23 am

EUBanana wrote:
JDR_Dragoon wrote:Ohh, and I felt really secure beneath the watchful eyes ;)
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London is a shithole, and not England.

Maybe Mac will argue otherwise. 8-)
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Signs Going Up in London Telling People Not to Sh*t in the Streets

Now literally a shithole... :(
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#20 Post by nelmsm » Tue Aug 06, 2019 8:35 am

Maybe they could send a few of those signs to San Francisco and Los Angeles.
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