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 Post subject: Dear Doggie...
PostPosted: Tue Jul 26, 2011 12:50 pm 
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Last night I think the defining moment for me was the revealing of Obamas true fiscal plan: we must raise the ceiling without any stipulation and limit through the re-election season to fund more food inspectors and weather satalites...it was a moment... that was liken to a calm rushing warmth: a wave of comfort and I realized then and there ...here is a leader that truly understands what's at stake ...now I can raise my head up (knowing to wear a hat or take an umbrella or not firstly as I do so) and go forth without fear to the soup kitchen knowing that the broth and crust of bread I receive has been inspected well and thouroughly by highly trained and well paid agents...thank you O ...thank...you...(tear forms and glistens at the corner of my eyes) ...sigh....
did you feel the same ?

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cut the crap and the charade...

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 26, 2011 4:29 pm 
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Absolutely. The big black penis may be huge, but it is smooth. Only a racist would not want it.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 27, 2011 10:09 am 
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woof... :lol:

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