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 Post subject: Brown Prison Rice
PostPosted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 10:25 pm 
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Dear Doggie

Last sunday my wife, Ning, went home to Takhli for the celebration of her nephew becoming a short term monk and left me at home all alone. :cry:

I like Brown Prison rice, so I bought a bag and have been cooking it in her favorite rice pot. My problem is it left a stain in the pot :shock: , what should I do, trust that she won't notice, pray she won't get raging mad, or fly back to the states and request asylum?

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 Post subject: Re: Brown Prison Rice
PostPosted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 11:11 pm 
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Buy her a new rice pot and confess that you can't do anything right. You ruin the laundry, break the dishes when you wash them, spill the garbage on the carpet when you carry it out, and aint good for nothing except fixing cars.

Then go grab a beer and sulk in the comfy chair while she does everything herself. Most of us guys figured this out by the time we were twenty.

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 Post subject: Re: Brown Prison Rice
PostPosted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 2:15 am 
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Ning's back ... more tomorrow if I'm still alive.

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 Post subject: Re: Brown Prison Rice
PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 5:57 pm 
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abradley wrote:
Ning's back ... more tomorrow if I'm still alive.


We never got debriefed on this. :?

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 Post subject: Re: Brown Prison Rice
PostPosted: Fri Nov 11, 2011 4:00 pm 
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Kameolontti wrote:
abradley wrote:
Ning's back ... more tomorrow if I'm still alive.


We never got debriefed on this. :?
Yes you did.

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 Post subject: Re: Brown Prison Rice
PostPosted: Fri Nov 11, 2011 7:07 pm 
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Ning is soon to embark on an all expense paid vacation to the United States with a brand new credit card. This is not a co incidence.

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