Evil Brats

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abradley
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Evil Brats

#1 Post by abradley » Thu Oct 04, 2018 1:31 am

Dearest Doggie

As you know I am 81 and have an addiction, yes an addiction, of the worst type!

I crave 'KitKats', so when Ning goes to the store she brings me back my daily 'KitKat', lately the neighborhood kids have noticed 'MY' KitKat in her translucent bag and beg her for it, she relents. :cry:

She tried hiding it but they searched and found it. Bought her a baseball bat (w/nail), she won't use it.

Dearest Doggie, what am I to do.

Your obedient servant.

Andy
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Re: Evil Brats

#2 Post by nelmsm » Thu Oct 04, 2018 10:57 am

Save a couple of wrappers and make Ex-Lax bars and she can pass a few of them out. See how long the begging continues.
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Re: Evil Brats

#3 Post by doggie » Thu Oct 04, 2018 10:11 pm

Tell the little hoodlums the fuzz bunnies under their bed are monster fur.
First, we must kill moose and squirrel

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Re: Evil Brats

#4 Post by abradley » Fri Oct 05, 2018 3:25 am

doggie wrote:Tell the little hoodlums the fuzz bunnies under their bed are monster fur.
It isn't? :o
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