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 Post subject: Re: Girl Trouble
PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2012 10:40 am 
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Scharfschütze wrote:
Dear Doggie,

I just came home after partying quite hard during the annual bender, Karneval. It´s been another fine year with plenty of easy marks, I have been at it since last Thursday (10 days off, yeah!), but earlier tonight I met the real Ms. Perfect ... except ... :evil:

She´s got that girl friend of hers getting in the way, I genuinely tried playing nice but that GF made a point of harassing and annoying me, shit questions, standing in the wrong place, I´m sure she took a fresh bottle of beer and did away (not drinking, hiding it, seriously, wtf??) with it in the 20secs my eyes were off. After 3 hours (yeah, the other chica is that good) I got pissed off to the point when I told the interloper to leave me the fuck alone and went to get my coat (it was that bad. Most messed up tangent I ever met, and I´ve been to places and met people...)

Ms. Perfect apologized profusely, however, without interference I wouldn´t be typing this now.
All said it´s not a problem since I had Nina ring me on my cell earlier and am quite sure she will follow up. However, I hate the other girls´guts, deservedly.

Which is a problem. I´ll likely meet the other one again at some time in the future and slapping her is not an option, what should I do?
On a related note, I keep hitting on goth chicks, which results in nothing but trouble...
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Thanks!

You use flash bangs, mentally that is. She's laying in wait to react to something you said so you preempt her and ask her questions or make comments to keep her off balance,returning your attention to Ms. Perfect. It takes practice but if you keep switching up the subject with seemingly random shit (with her friend) but keep on task and on subject with Ms. Perfect she will be so discombobulated that she will be ineffective. Another tactic is to kill her with kindness. Outwardly you have to show an appearance of cool calmness. That what she says or does has zero affect on you even though you could back hand the mouthy bitch. After a while she will get tired and wear herself out and you will gain 1000 points from Ma. Perfect. She will start seeing her friend less as protector and more as total bitch.


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 Post subject: Re: Girl Trouble
PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 6:56 pm 
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So you are single. too?

"Havin girl problems?
I feel bad for u son
I got 99 probs but a bitch aint one"

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 Post subject: Re: Girl Trouble
PostPosted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 12:16 am 
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C_S wrote:

"Havin girl problems?
I feel bad for u son
I got 99 probs but a bitch aint one"


:lol: :lol:

True dat, yo.

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