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 Post subject: Blondes and facebook
PostPosted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 8:22 pm 
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Doctor Dog;

I got my butt chewed out tonite because I did not add a blonde to my facebook account.

To the day one year ago I hit on this blonde, a few years older than me but ok looking - not that I had marrige in mind or anything, but yeah I wanted a little action. She couldn't make up her mind. Sure, no problem..., I went home alone that night. A few days later she pops up on my facebook account wants to be my friend on face-B, but I was a bit like fuck that - "the one that hesitates is lost" like the Americans say..., so I did not approve it. Found my Canadian little romance shortly after this short episode.

Ran into the blonde tonight again when I was off to this pub-tent-thingy they errect here yearly this particular weekend. She confronted me head on. Drunk. All nice to begin with then turned sour, claiming that I was afraid of her etc.

So I'm curuios, Doctor Dog, as a man, is it your obligation to add failed pick-up-attempts to your facebook page...?


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 Post subject: Re: Blondes and facebook
PostPosted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 9:40 pm 
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Don't advertise the fact that this is a failed pick up. I aint into Facebook, but I do know what women want - other girl's boyfriends. Never deny rumors that you are a scandalous stud muffin. Take your sister out on pub crawls if that is what it takes. Nobody need know it's your sister. The general rule is, if you nail one member of a female clique, eventually you'll nail them all.

If you have a particular favorite, hit on everyone but her. It will drive her crazy. Invite her for a sleep over. In my day it was common for girls to stay with male friends on the trust me; I won't hit on you basis. Girls like to invite themselves into your bed so they can feign outrage if cop a feel. The trick to dealing with this ploy is to start snoring when she cuddles up. Pretend you haven't the slightest interest in defiling her. This drives women insane. You wake up to find her waxing your weasel. Trust me on this; I know. Actually, the most common reaction is subtle butt thrusts if you don't pounce after a hour or so of spooning. This will sometimes be followed by the it just happened game. Nonchalance will assure it will "just happen" again.

Don't forget to post pics.

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 Post subject: Re: Blondes and facebook
PostPosted: Sun Feb 05, 2012 3:31 am 
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doggie wrote:
Don't advertise the fact that this is a failed pick up.


It was. She couldn't make up her mind back then and now the ship has sailed. Sucks to be her. ;) A long as I still have my Canadian darling I'm not doing anything stupid, so Blondie will have to find action elsewhere.

You hold the door for ladies and stuff, yeah - but adding them to facebook..., hehehe..., I'm not so sure they have the right to demand it...


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 Post subject: Re: Blondes and facebook
PostPosted: Mon Feb 06, 2012 7:42 pm 
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You're blowing off a local chica, whom you find acceptable, b/c some girl you met in Canada? Is this correct?

Unlike, d00g - who's loneliness at 50+ somehow proves his prowess regarding the finer sex.. - I'm going to suggest you talk to the local chica a bit more, just to be sure you really want to blow her off. Unless she's fat and has a hairlip, you're prolly fucking up a little bit.

Feigning disinterest only works to a certain point.

I'd suggest a temporary compromise while you sort things out. - talk to the local chica, but hint to her your interest in Canada.

Forget about the Canadian chica - if you ever do get back to that part of the world, she'll be married w/ 3 kids by then and won't even remember ur name.

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 Post subject: Re: Blondes and facebook
PostPosted: Mon Feb 06, 2012 9:23 pm 
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At my advanced age, what I regret is all the babes I could have nailed if I hadn't been so stupid. When I was nineteen, a hot hungararian girl about five years older kept taking me to porno films. I had no idea this was a major clue. Yes, I really was that naive. Eventually, she attacked me during a sleepover when I acting like a perfect gentlemen. It took years before I learned to pick up on little clues like that. Unfortunately, women usually don't jump on your lap and start grinding. They like to play hard to get. One of the most common clues is taking bites of your food, sips of your drink, or drags off you cigarette. You're supposed to take it from there.

And there's not much future in intercontinental romances. Sweden is supposed to be the land of blonde nymphos.

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 Post subject: Re: Blondes and facebook
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wulfir wrote:

You hold the door for ladies and stuff, yeah - but adding them to facebook..., hehehe..., I'm not so sure they have the right to demand it...


It's just one new trick in women's game arsenal these days. A fine way to get you separated from the current purse where your balls are stored. Once she Facebook stalks you in every post, for awhile, and generally pisses off your current leash-holder enough to tweak the jealousy & distrust up another level, then she'll start pouring it on some more for the finishing blow to your relationship. Her mild stalking success capturing your balls for her purse; at least, this is how she thinks.

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 Post subject: Re: Blondes and facebook
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C_S wrote:
You're blowing off a local chica, whom you find acceptable, b/c some girl you met in Canada? Is this correct?


Sure is!

I kind of made a promise. And I'm a bit of a romantic. :D


Well, I met her in Sweden but went to see her in Canada..., she's coming over this summer - my plan was to take it from there...
...she's moving forward at a brisker pace though. She says she'll give me one more year of long distance, after that we better be living together *cracks whip*..., I'm not all that sure she understands I'm just a working class Commie from the dark northern Scandinavian woods though...


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 Post subject: Re: Blondes and facebook
PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2012 7:45 am 
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doggie wrote:
When I was nineteen, a hot hungararian girl about five years older kept taking me to porno films. I had no idea this was a major clue. Yes, I really was that naive. Eventually, she attacked me during a sleepover when I acting like a perfect gentlemen. It took years before I learned to pick up on little clues like that. Unfortunately, women usually don't jump on your lap and start grinding.


Long live Hungarian womanhood! I once had a HUN GF and it was a very satisfying experience. They're really naturally horny. Something in the water or eating all that horse salami.

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 Post subject: Re: Blondes and facebook
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doggie wrote:
Don't advertise the fact that this is a failed pick up. I aint into Facebook, but I do know what women want - other girl's boyfriends. Never deny rumors that you are a scandalous stud muffin. Take your sister out on pub crawls if that is what it takes. Nobody need know it's your sister. The general rule is, if you nail one member of a female clique, eventually you'll nail them all.

If you have a particular favorite, hit on everyone but her. It will drive her crazy. Invite her for a sleep over. In my day it was common for girls to stay with male friends on the trust me; I won't hit on you basis. Girls like to invite themselves into your bed so they can feign outrage if cop a feel. The trick to dealing with this ploy is to start snoring when she cuddles up. Pretend you haven't the slightest interest in defiling her. This drives women insane. You wake up to find her waxing your weasel. Trust me on this; I know. Actually, the most common reaction is subtle butt thrusts if you don't pounce after a hour or so of spooning. This will sometimes be followed by the it just happened game. Nonchalance will assure it will "just happen" again.

Don't forget to post pics.


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 Post subject: Re: Blondes and facebook
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doggie wrote:
At my advanced age, what I regret is all the babes I could have nailed if I hadn't been so stupid.

Well that is probably true.

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When I was nineteen, a hot hungararian girl about five years older kept taking me to porno films. I had no idea this was a major clue. Yes, I really was that naive.

I could be looking in a mirror right now. Well maybe not. When I was 20 all I wanted to do was ***** wet **** f***out.
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Eventually, she attacked me during a sleepover when I acting like a perfect gentlemen.

I got so horny the local constabulary had to be called.
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It took years before I learned to pick up on little clues like that. Unfortunately, women usually don't jump on your lap and start grinding. They like to play hard to get.

$20 hard to get.
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One of the most common clues is taking bites of your food, sips of your drink, or drags off you cigarette. You're supposed to take it from there.

And there's not much future in intercontinental romances. Sweden is supposed to be the land of blonde nymphos.


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It only took me 16 minutes to close the quotes on that one.... I'm out of practice

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