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 Post subject: My boss
PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 6:03 pm 
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My boss keeps telling me that I'm gifted and have the right attitude etc etc.

Yet, she withdrew the initial job offering I was presented with when I began as a trainee.

What shall I do? Hack into the computer network, unleash a worm that will make it look like she was leaking confidential materials to the net? Key her car? Get pissed drunk and tell her what I think of the company?

Worst to come: I figured a way of making one of their processes almost 10 times faster, that means using almost 10 times less labor to do it. I almost got that figure to 20 times faster, until the IT dept. came in and told that they didn't want to learn how to maintain the system I designed.
I got no bonus, nothing. Not even a pat on the shoulder, just "good thinking there!".

Should I show up drunk and piss on everyone's desks and beat the crap out of the board members?

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 Post subject: Re: My boss
PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 6:46 pm 
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I say you go with this one:
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unleash a worm that will make it look like she was leaking confidential materials to the net?


You could perhaps take that up a notch and make her look criminal as well. :twisted:

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 Post subject: Re: My boss
PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 11:33 am 
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Continue the sentence (we're making a plan that I'll follow once it's done)

I'll start:

I'm going to...

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 Post subject: Re: My boss
PostPosted: Fri Nov 11, 2011 4:10 pm 
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Kameolontti wrote:
Continue the sentence (we're making a plan that I'll follow once it's done)

I'll start:

I'm going to...
by getting hopping mad, gritting my teeth, stomping my feet, then driving to the job, and say Good Morning to the boss.

That's what I always did and look where I ended up.

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